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The Tree State of Cannibaland

“You are free, even to not be free” Barack O'Llama

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Forest



Population12.536 billion

LeaderBarack O'Llama


The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.536 billion Cannibals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,319 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 344,605 Benneths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 39,465th in the world and 109th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 96 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Best Weather: 342ndMost Beautiful Environments: 398thMost Secular: 426thLargest Publishing Industry: 428thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 428thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 447thMost Developed: 516thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 536thLongest Average Lifespans: 585thHealthiest Citizens: 588thLeast Corrupt Governments: 618thHighest Poor Incomes: 714thSmartest Citizens: 725thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 786thMost Cultured: 789thMost Efficient Economies: 795thSafest: 869thMost Cheerful Citizens: 914thMost Scientifically Advanced: 990thMost Influential: 1,092ndRudest Citizens: 1,195thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,263rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,318thMost Inclusive: 1,632ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,154thLargest Retail Industry: 2,181stTop
Largest Governments: 2,498thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,565thHighest Economic Output: 2,609thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,795thMost Pacifist: 3,187thNicest Citizens: 3,940thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,461stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,278thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,745thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,069thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,402ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,791stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,693rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,857thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,322ndMost Stationary: 12,868thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,227thLargest Populations: 21,876thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,253rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the region

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