The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.536 billion Cannibals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,319 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 344,605 Benneths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 39,465^th in the world and 109^th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 96 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.