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The State of Cantonese Union

“The Cantonese Nation is like the sun”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: The East Pacific


Cantonese Union

Population3.291 billion

LeaderPresident Leung Chun-ying

CurrencyCantonese Dollar
AnimalMountain Lion

The State of Cantonese Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Leung Chun-ying with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.291 billion Cantonese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantonese economy, worth 484 trillion Cantonese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,086 Cantonese Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 657,467 per year while the poor average 20,408, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, the children of Cantonese Union are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantonese Union's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cantonese Union is ranked 149,582nd in the world and 6,889th in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 5.94 Prayers Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,668thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,010thMost Influential: 3,370thMost Efficient Economies: 4,642ndTop
Safest: 10,047thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,482ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,199thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,489thLargest Retail Industry: 12,699thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,806thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,827thHighest Average Incomes: 13,163rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,209thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,341stLargest Insurance Industry: 14,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,599thLowest Crime Rates: 16,625thMost Developed: 16,735thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,767th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 158th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 237th in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 300th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 302nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 316th in the regionSafest: 317th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 320th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 326th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 339th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 371st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 411th in the regionLargest Governments: 420th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 424th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 425th in the regionRudest Citizens: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 435th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 439th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 440th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 455th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 457th in the regionMost Developed: 486th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 554th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 573rd in the regionMost Secular: 581st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 597th in the regionLargest Populations: 603rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 614th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 619th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 621st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 663rd in the regionMost Stationary: 666th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 719th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 724th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 737th in the regionMost Inclusive: 739th in the region

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