The Community of Capilouca is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, devout population of 345 million Capiloucans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Capiloucan economy, worth 24.2 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,096 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capilouca's national animal is the emu.

Capilouca is ranked 108,977^th in the world and 2^nd in SAT words for Most Patriotic, with 15.47 flags saluted per person per day.