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The United States of Capital AL

“The best or nothing”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Democratic Republic


Capital AL

Population6.222 billion


The United States of Capital AL is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.222 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Administration receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The strong Capital ALian economy, worth 433 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 69,607 euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,273 per year while the poor average 15,930, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, it is said that a Capital ALian woman's work is never done, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and the well-to-do in The Democratic Republic are never on time for important appointments. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Capital AL's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capital AL is ranked 211,279th in the world and 169th in The Democratic Republic for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 14.67 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,933rdTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,269thMost Primitive: 4,920thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,394thMost Avoided: 8,017thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,117thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 17,831stMost Influential: 21,895th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the region

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