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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise

“Laissez-faire, everywhere”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Capitalist Paradise

Population39.073 billion

LeaderAyn Rand's ghost

Currencysimoleon
Animaldonkey

The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 39.073 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,260 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,420 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 238,527th in the world and 7,623rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -26.38 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 261stLargest Populations: 304thLargest Mining Sector: 340thFattest Citizens: 477thHighest Economic Output: 754thMost Avoided: 1,052ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,059thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,304thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,346thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,360thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,440thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,567thLargest Retail Industry: 1,821stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,209thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,162ndRudest Citizens: 4,374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,685thMost Influential: 4,899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,148thHighest Average Incomes: 5,747thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,898thMost Stationary: 6,726thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,794thLowest Crime Rates: 20,218th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionRudest Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 149th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 192nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 246th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 290th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 410th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 498th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 693rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 702nd in the region

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