The True Pirate of Captain John Paul Jones is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce. The devout population of 5.024 billion Captain John Paul Jonesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Captain John Paul Jones City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Captain John Paul Jonesian economy, worth 636 trillion Buccaneers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,786 Buccaneers, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, wandering Captain John Paul Jonesians are known for their one-track minds, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain John Paul Jones's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Captain John Paul Jones is ranked 232,855^th in the world and 9,587^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 32.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.