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The --- of Captain Lard

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Lardyland

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Captain Lard

Population4.127 billion

Currency---
Animal---

The --- of Captain Lard is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.127 billion --- are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The frighteningly efficient --- economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion ---s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 261,474 ---s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,406,529 per year while the poor average 2,900, a ratio of 829 to 1.

Police nightsticks see use all day long, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, bilingual --- are viewed with suspicion, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Captain Lard's national animal is the ---, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Captain Lard is ranked 52,985th in the world and 1st in Lardyland for Largest Populations, with 4.13 billion Capita.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 143rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 372ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 544thMost Avoided: 573rdFattest Citizens: 584thLargest Retail Industry: 898thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 923rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 932ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,081stMost Armed: 1,082ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,090thMost Secular: 1,108thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,381stLargest Mining Sector: 1,461stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,944thMost Efficient Economies: 2,300thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,725thHighest Average Incomes: 2,841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,859thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,009thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,035thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,176thHighest Crime Rates: 3,318thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,787thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,005thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,074thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,374thNudest: 4,495thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,674thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,553rdLargest Black Market: 6,873rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,031stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,047thTop
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Most Conservative: 10,927thLargest Governments: 11,988thHighest Economic Output: 14,442ndSmartest Citizens: 15,932nd

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