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The Republic of Captain Lard 6

“Best puppet ever conceived”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Chicken overlords


Captain Lard 6

Population2.233 billion


The Republic of Captain Lard 6 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.233 billion Captain Lard 6ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Captain Lard 6ian economy, worth 82.7 trillion Chads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 37,041 Chads, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,837 per year while the poor average 1,290, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Captain Lard 6's national animal is the Nothing, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Captain Lard 6 is ranked 2,739th in the world and 117th in Chicken overlords for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 97 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2,739thMost Pro-Market: 3,182ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,453rdMost Politically Free: 3,536thMost Extreme: 3,550thHighest Drug Use: 3,839thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,584thHighest Crime Rates: 7,094thTop
Nudest: 9,855thMost Armed: 9,930thRudest Citizens: 10,709thFattest Citizens: 13,401stLargest Retail Industry: 14,767th
Most Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionMost Extreme: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 117th in the regionMost Devout: 118th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 120th in the regionNudest: 122nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Politically Free: 152nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 159th in the region

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