The Republic of Carcharoth Guardian of Angband is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 557 million Carcharoth Guardian of Angbandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utumno. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The thriving Carcharoth Guardian of Angbandian economy, worth 30.5 trillion Flames of Udun a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,699 Flames of Udun, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,256 per year while the poor average 13,062, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Carcharoth Guardian of Angband's national animal is the Dark Fire, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Carcharoth Guardian of Angband is ranked 280,422^nd in the world and 42^nd in After the Fall for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.