The Dominion of Card one of germany is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 250 million Card one of germanyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Card one of germanyian economy, worth 10.7 trillion German sausageses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,671 German sausageses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, they who do not work shall not eat, and schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card one of germany's national animal is the card dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card one of germany is ranked 5,656^th in the world and 4^th in Austin Texa storage for Most Primitive, scoring 113.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.