Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Lily
Population | 10.861 billion |
Currency | Shiny Green Things |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90064 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.861 billion Cardmania90064ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90064ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,268 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,826 Shiny Green Things, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, the Cardmania90064 Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cardmania90064's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Cardmania90064 is ranked 116,736th in the world and 66th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08120487012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90064's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Cardmania90064 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90064, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90064, the Cardmania90064 Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90064, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90064, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90064, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
- : Cardmania90064 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90064, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Cardmania90064 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".