The State of Carinthia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Kaiser with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-working, democratic population of 26.414 billion Carinthians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klagenfurt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The very strong Carinthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion schillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,401 schillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 163,131 per year while the poor average 13,549, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, Roman Catholicism has been named as Carinthia's national religion, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Carinthia's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Carinthia is ranked 245,696^th in the world and 12^th in German Confederation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.31 law-abiding acts per hour.