The ☙ Holy Heiled Empire ❧ of Carstantinopipal is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Carson with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.107 billion Carsonites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carson City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Carstantinopipalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,477 trillion Carson Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 242,001 Carson Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carstantinopipal's national animal is the Carsoraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Carsonism.

Carstantinopipal is ranked 3,711^th in the world and 1^st in The United Empires of Carson for Highest Average Incomes, with 242,001.82 Standard Monetary Units.