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The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer

“Free Markets, Free People”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Pontbridge Islands

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Cashdeer

Population24.218 billion

CapitalFriedmangrad
LeaderCEO Moneybags
FaithWorship of Money

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCash Deer

The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.218 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 12,827 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 529,658 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,761,585 per year while the poor average 24,770, a ratio of 151 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Friedmangrad, one can walk from one side of Friedmangrad to the other without setting foot on Cashdeerian soil, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.

Cashdeer is ranked 213,423rd in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Devout, with 5.08 Prayers Per Hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stRudest Citizens: 1stMost Armed: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6thMost Avoided: 8thLargest Gambling Industry: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26thMost Ignorant Citizens: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66thHighest Disposable Incomes: 90thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99thLargest Mining Sector: 174thHighest Average Incomes: 241stHighest Economic Output: 253rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 328thMost Efficient Economies: 452ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 478thMost Corrupt Governments: 562ndMost Stationary: 964thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,016thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,219thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,464thHighest Drug Use: 1,686thMost Pro-Market: 1,741stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,562ndLargest Populations: 4,357thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,494thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,097thMost Influential: 7,220thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,731stLargest Black Market: 8,770thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 15,223rdMost Politically Free: 16,305thMost Extreme: 16,464thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,700thMost Secular: 18,835th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, one can walk from one side of Friedmangrad to the other without setting foot on Cashdeerian soil.
  • : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Friedmangrad.
  • : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
  • : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.

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