Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Regional Influence: Power
Location: Pontbridge Islands
Population | 24.218 billion |
Capital | Friedmangrad |
Leader | CEO Moneybags |
Faith | Worship of Money |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cash Deer |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.218 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 12,827 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 529,658 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,761,585 per year while the poor average 24,770, a ratio of 151 to 1.
The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Friedmangrad, one can walk from one side of Friedmangrad to the other without setting foot on Cashdeerian soil, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 213,423rd in the world and 4th in Pontbridge Islands for Most Devout, with 5.08 Prayers Per Hour.
National Happenings
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Cashdeer, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
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Cashdeer, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
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Cashdeer, one can walk from one side of Friedmangrad to the other without setting foot on Cashdeerian soil.
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Cashdeer, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Friedmangrad.
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Cashdeer, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
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Cashdeer, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
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Cashdeer, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
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Cashdeer, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.
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Cashdeer, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
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Cashdeer, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.