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The Holy Inseparable Regalia of Castle Federation

“Wonder and Faith in God form every heart and nation.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Osiris


Castle Federation

Population10.546 billion

CapitalConstantine City
LeaderWonderess Bueche
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Holy Inseparable Regalia of Castle Federation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Wonderess Bueche with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 10.546 billion Castle Federates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantine City. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Castle Federationian economy, worth 644 trillion Crests a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 61,085 Crests, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed Wonderess Bueche-care by its detractors, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Castle Federation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castle Federation's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Castle Federation is ranked 1,290th in the world and 74th in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 14,241.78 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Influential: 182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,290thTop
Most Devout: 3,653rdBest Weather: 4,517thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,626thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,047thSafest: 7,479thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 7,704thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,196thMost Pacifist: 8,860thLowest Crime Rates: 9,113thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,510thNicest Citizens: 11,082ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,455thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,062ndMost Cultured: 14,716th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 74th in the regionBest Weather: 170th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 174th in the regionMost Devout: 175th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 272nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 327th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 357th in the regionSafest: 399th in the regionMost Pacifist: 453rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 483rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 496th in the regionLargest Populations: 508th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Forgetropolis, Anabelle I, Lukatonia, Mghnb, Free Pows One, and Serendipita Martia.

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