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The Big Steppers of Casulandy

“Sometimes you gotta pop out and show nations.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Big Steppers

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Casulandy

Population1.522 billion

CapitalmAAd city
LeaderThe Greatest Rapper Alive
FaithGOD

CurrencyMoney Tree
Animalbutterfly

The Big Steppers of Casulandy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Greatest Rapper Alive with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.522 billion DUCKWORTH are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mAAd city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient DUCKWORTH economy, worth 261 trillion Money Trees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,984 Money Trees, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, playing card suits are sold separately, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Casulandy's national animal is the butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is GOD.

Casulandy is ranked 211,129th in the world and 1st in The Big Steppers for Safest, scoring 46.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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1%
Nudest: 563rdMost Secular: 2,638thTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,464thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,090thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,973rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,364thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,752ndSmartest Citizens: 11,121stMost Efficient Economies: 11,328thMost Developed: 11,905thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,510thMost Inclusive: 14,087thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 17,380thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,463rdHighest Food Quality: 17,798thLargest Governments: 19,802ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,063rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,900thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,876thMost Cultured: 26,987thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,240thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,411thMost Corrupt Governments: 31,509thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 31,512th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Casulandy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Casulandy, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
  • : Following new legislation in Casulandy, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Casulandy, playing card suits are sold separately.
  • : Following new legislation in Casulandy, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Casulandy's influence in The Big Steppers rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Casulandy's influence in The Big Steppers rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Dominator".
  • : Casulandy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Casulandy, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
  • : Following new legislation in Casulandy, the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush.

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