The Republic of Cat Toaster is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 155 million Cat Toasterians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.7%.

The Cat Toasterian economy, worth 5.69 trillion Battles a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,739 Battles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 112,423 per year while the poor average 9,299, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cat Toaster's national animal is the Cats, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cat Toaster is ranked 25,830^th in the world and 317^th in Danish Wonderland for Safest, scoring 111 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.