The Federal Republic of Catalan Regne is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 285 million Catalan Regneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The Catalan Regnean economy, worth 16.7 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,687 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year, feeling like a winner comes at a price, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and if a tree falls in the forest Leader is personally notified. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Catalan Regne's national animal is the Ruc Català, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catalan Regne is ranked 150,357^th in the world and 628^th in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 704.73 milliStalins.