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The Catocracy of Catiania

“the haii :3 way to hell”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Refugia

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Catiania

Population19.756 billion

CapitalKatton
LeaderKatrina
FaithCat Worship

Currencymouse
AnimalCat

The Catocracy of Catiania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Katrina with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.756 billion Cats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katton. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cat economy, worth a remarkable 4,162 trillion mice a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,711 mice, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and Katrina is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catiania's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cat Worship.

Catiania is ranked 150,765th in the world and 151st in Refugia for Most Stationary, with 157.772294859 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 143rdLargest Welfare Programs: 509thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 639thMost Pacifist: 1,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,098thMost Inclusive: 1,273rdNicest Citizens: 1,303rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,340thMost Developed: 1,362ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,408thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,433rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,470thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,492ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,519thHighest Food Quality: 1,575thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,578thSafest: 1,610thMost Influential: 1,698thBest Weather: 1,701stLargest Governments: 1,822ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,938thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,989thHealthiest Citizens: 2,003rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,100thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,236thMost Efficient Economies: 2,429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,456thMost Cultured: 2,456thLowest Crime Rates: 2,615thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,683rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,126thSmartest Citizens: 3,505thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,388thHighest Economic Output: 4,461stMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,968thHighest Average Incomes: 8,714thTop
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Most Devout: 16,573rdNudest: 16,725thLargest Populations: 16,835thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,824thMost Income Equality: 19,428th
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the region

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