“Worms are yummy”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: Communist Cats Club
The People's Republic of Catinerooon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rocemenade with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.477 billion Catinerooonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pinnapajoos. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Catinerooonian economy, worth 155 trillion Horoshoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 62,698 Horoshoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Catinerooon' is a smash hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catinerooon's national animal is the Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Strict Atheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Catinerooon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
- : Catinerooon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
- : Catinerooon agreed to construct embassies between Communist Cats Club and Fredonia.
- : Catinerooon agreed to construct embassies between Communist Cats Club and The Great Universe.
- : Catinerooon agreed to construct embassies between Communist Cats Club and Matheo.
- : Following new legislation in Catinerooon, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Catinerooon' is a smash hit.
- : Following new legislation in Catinerooon, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Catinerooon agreed to construct embassies between Communist Cats Club and The Embassy.
- : Catinerooon agreed to construct embassies between Communist Cats Club and Guinea Kiribati.
- : Catinerooon's influence in Communist Cats Club rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
Endorsements Received: None.