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The Kingdom of Caybow

“It's only a 3km run” Baconslushy

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus



Population3.607 billion



The Kingdom of Caybow is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Baconslushy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.607 billion Caybowians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philia. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caybowian economy, worth 277 trillion Bows a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,875 Bows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, and retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caybow's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caybow is ranked 157,966th in the world and 5,146th in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 35.92 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,001stMost Influential: 2,010thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 5,539thBest Weather: 10,330thMost Pacifist: 10,341stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 11,096thNicest Citizens: 12,501stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,515thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,447thMost Cultured: 15,452ndMost Inclusive: 16,407thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,925thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,233rdSmartest Citizens: 20,653rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 271st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 523rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 523rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 574th in the regionNicest Citizens: 616th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 617th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 721st in the region

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