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The People's Republic of CCP China

“八 Eternal Development, Being Ahead of Times 八”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: China

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CCP China

Population999 million

CapitalBeijing
LeaderXi Jinping

Currencyyuan
Animalgiant panda

The People's Republic of CCP China is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Xi Jinping with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 999 million Chinese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chinese economy, worth 93.5 trillion yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 93,551 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CCP China's national animal is the giant panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CCP China is ranked 205,697th in the world and 38th in China for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.87 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,566thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,472ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,119thHealthiest Citizens: 15,875thMost Authoritarian: 17,168thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,063rdMost Patriotic: 18,385thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,000thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,368thLowest Crime Rates: 19,836thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,821stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,879thMost Cultured: 22,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,318thSafest: 22,401stMost Devout: 23,260th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CCP China, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in CCP China, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in CCP China, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in CCP China, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in CCP China, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : CCP China lodged a message on the China Regional Message Board.
  • : CCP China lodged a message on the China Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in CCP China, it is said that a Chinese woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in CCP China, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in CCP China, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Zhong-guo and Dongming.

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