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The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir

“From Rags to Riches”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Angels of Derp

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Ceffyltir

Population18.072 billion

CapitalLucidia
LeaderPrime Minister Octavia Melody

Currencybit
Animaldrake

The Democratic Geniocracy of Ceffyltir is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Octavia Melody with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 18.072 billion Tirans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucidia. The average income tax rate is 17.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 2,715 trillion bits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,254 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Tiran language, Maxtopians dominate the nation's military hierarchy, and the study of medicine is popular throughout Ceffyltir. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceffyltir is ranked 5,237th in the world and 1st in Angels of Derp for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,489.69 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Nudest: 87thMost Cheerful Citizens: 859thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,505thMost Cultured: 1,544thTop
5%
Smartest Citizens: 2,316thMost Developed: 2,376thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,439thMost Influential: 3,487thNicest Citizens: 3,629thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,707thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,127thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,176thMost Pacifist: 4,293rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,599thHighest Economic Output: 4,807thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,306thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,475thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,624thLargest Populations: 7,991stMost Secular: 8,654thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,190thBest Weather: 10,380thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 10,787thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,866thHighest Average Incomes: 13,348thLargest Retail Industry: 17,831stLowest Crime Rates: 18,344thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,983rdLargest Governments: 20,599th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and Best Weather.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Ceffyltir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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