The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Octavia Melody with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.623 billion Tirans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucidia. The average income tax rate is 20.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiran economy, worth a remarkable 4,781 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,084 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known as the cheapskates of Angels of Derp, laughter while watching foreign diplomats disrobe tends to make diplomatic talks counterproductive, shopping comes bagged and tagged, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime is totally unknown. Ceffyltir's national animal is the zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ceffyltir is ranked 214,148^th in the world and 2^nd in Angels of Derp for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -1.41 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.