by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Holy Filesharing Empire of Ceidtopia

“No work no worries.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: the South Pacific

OverviewPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

Ceidtopia

Population18.485 billion

CapitalBktirion
LeaderTimelad
FaithThe Order of Violet

Currencyglootia
AnimalFeathered Ox

The Holy Filesharing Empire of Ceidtopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Timelad with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 18.485 billion Ceidtopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bktirion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ceidtopian economy, worth a remarkable 9,107 trillion glootias a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 492,713 glootias, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,057,745 per year while the poor average 34,154, a ratio of 89.5 to 1.

Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ceidtopia's radio stations, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen. Crime is totally unknown. Ceidtopia's national animal is the Feathered Ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Ceidtopia is ranked 17,755th in the world and 1,041st in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 100thHighest Disposable Incomes: 116thFattest Citizens: 119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 153rdRudest Citizens: 197thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 223rdMost Efficient Economies: 224thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 225thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 243rdMost Avoided: 299thHighest Average Incomes: 300thLargest Retail Industry: 357thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 376thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 493rdHighest Economic Output: 498thLargest Gambling Industry: 504thLargest Information Technology Sector: 626thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 688thSmartest Citizens: 783rdLargest Insurance Industry: 788thLargest Publishing Industry: 794thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 902ndMost Cultured: 924thMost Armed: 963rdLargest Mining Sector: 981stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,035thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,039thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,071stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,085thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,147thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,707thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,806thTop
5%
Largest Governments: 3,198thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,346thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,541stMost Inclusive: 5,074thLargest Populations: 6,862ndLargest Black Market: 8,650thTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 9,841stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,661stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,671stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,364thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,755th
Top
1%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the regionTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 120th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 169th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 177th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 186th in the regionLargest Black Market: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 374th in the regionTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rd in the regionNudest: 640th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 644th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 757th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ceidtopia, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceidtopia, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceidtopia, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Ceidtopia's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceidtopia, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceidtopia, emojis are the soul of wit.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceidtopia, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Ceidtopia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Ceidtopia, many friends and relatives of Timelad have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceidtopia, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ceidtopia, there's a big brother in every prison.

More...

View Forum posts

Report