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The Red White and Blue Crew of Cejudo

“DONT TREAD ON ME”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Testregionia

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Cejudo

Population3.639 billion

CapitalNew Washington City
LeaderEl Presidente Cejudo

CurrencyPeso
AnimalZombie Rattlesnake

The Red White and Blue Crew of Cejudo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by El Presidente Cejudo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.639 billion Cejudans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Washington City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cejudoan economy, worth 529 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,534 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 682,446 per year while the poor average 18,503, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cejudo's national animal is the Zombie Rattlesnake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cejudo is ranked 162,254th in the world and 41st in Testregionia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 18,503.51 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 813thMost Primitive: 967thTop
5%
Most Devout: 2,289thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,053rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,688thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,305thLargest Mining Sector: 6,429thLargest Black Market: 7,437thMost Avoided: 7,532ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,714thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,667thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,875thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,054thMost Efficient Economies: 12,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,174thHighest Average Incomes: 14,634thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,762ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,842ndLargest Retail Industry: 19,831stLargest Publishing Industry: 19,976thLargest Governments: 20,452ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,034th
Top
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cejudo, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cejudo, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Cejudo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Cejudo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cejudo, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Following new legislation in Cejudo, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cejudo, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cejudo, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Cejudo, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Cejudo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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