The Democratic Republic of Cel mai bun numar este doi is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate population of 8.943 billion Cel mai bun numar este doians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.4%.

The strong Cel mai bun numar este doian economy, worth 473 trillion Twoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,938 Twoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cel mai bun numar este doi's national animal is the Twins, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cel mai bun numar este doi is ranked 226,171^st in the world and 10^th in Rex Duos for Nudest, with 92 cheeks per square mile.