The United Galactic Armada of Celestial Crait is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Khaos Titan with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The devout population of 13.896 billion Craitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Batcave. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Craitian economy, worth 803 trillion Galactic Credits a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,848 Galactic Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Celestial Crait's national animal is the Vulptex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jedism.

Celestial Crait is ranked 138,158^th in the world and 1^st in Crait for Most Patriotic, with 13.91 flags saluted per person per day.