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The Region's Attorney of Celestiam

“In the sky we trust”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: New West Indies

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Celestiam

Population1.227 billion

Currencycelestial pound
Animaleagle

The Region's Attorney of Celestiam is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 1.227 billion Celestials enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.

The Celestiamian economy, worth 61.0 trillion celestial pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 49,686 celestial pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the Celestiam Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestiam's national animal is the eagle.

Celestiam is ranked 98,401st in the world and 61st in New West Indies for Highest Poor Incomes, with 22,247.53 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,698thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,500thTop
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Safest: 9,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,433rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,226thMost Pacifist: 16,979th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, the Celestiam Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Celestiam was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest and Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Celestiam, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.

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