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The Royaume of Celestiam

“Montjoie! Saint Denis!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: New West Indies



Population2.622 billion


Currencycelestial pound

The Royaume of Celestiam is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.622 billion Celestials love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 65.7%.

The Celestiamian economy, worth 143 trillion celestial pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 54,843 celestial pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, voting is voluntary, gambling is outlawed, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestiam's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Celestiam is ranked 115,675th in the world and 79th in New West Indies for Most Average, scoring 35.8 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,270thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,820thMost Influential: 7,684thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,504thSafest: 9,475thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,818thTop
Most Pacifist: 16,501stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,092ndNicest Citizens: 17,968th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 10th in the region

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