“You Can't Stop Progress” Pops
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
The Rogue Nation of Center Lisle is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pops with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.697 billion Center Lisleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vacri. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Center Lislean economy, worth a remarkable 2,033 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,144 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pops is considering changing the Center Lislean flag to one with more glitter, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, and the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Center Lisle's national animal is the Rabid Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Center Lisle was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Center Lisle, the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection.
- : Following new legislation in Center Lisle, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
- : Following new legislation in Center Lisle, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
- : Following new legislation in Center Lisle, Pops is considering changing the Center Lislean flag to one with more glitter.
- : Center Lisle endorsed The Holy Communist Empire of The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society.
- : Center Lisle endorsed The Yeehaw Republic of Eskvenn.
- : Center Lisle endorsed The Glorious People's Republic of Integria.
- : Center Lisle endorsed The Commonwealth of Vanbella.
- : Center Lisle endorsed The Republic of Novum Sina.
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