The Federation of Central Finland WSC is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.162 billion Central Finland WSCians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.2%.

The powerhouse Central Finland WSCian economy, worth 93.9 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,830 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, and The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Finland WSC's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Central Finland WSC is ranked 19,137^th in the world and 4^th in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Conservative, scoring 84.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.