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The Centralik Empire of Central Swolo


Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific


Central Swolo

Population1.569 billion

CapitalEroskka and lypper
LeaderSwulo Wapperas I


The Centralik Empire of Central Swolo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Swulo Wapperas I with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The devout population of 1.569 billion Centralik swoloes are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eroskka and lypper. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Centralikian Swoloan economy, worth 180 trillion Prueqqanis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,087 Prueqqanis, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, caroling is considered a public disturbance, citizens must pay to enjoy Central Swolo's pristine beaches, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Swolo's national animal is the Grogo▀▀a and its national religion is Centralia.

Central Swolo is ranked 4,025th in the world and 97th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 7,510.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Nudest: 3,948thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,025thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,237thMost Influential: 5,728thLargest Mining Sector: 7,253rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,730thMost Devout: 9,836thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,382ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,986thMost Efficient Economies: 14,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,397th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97th in the regionNudest: 139th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 151st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 250th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 261st in the regionMost Devout: 295th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 331st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 335th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 391st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 516th in the regionMost Influential: 516th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 519th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 540th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 573rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 576th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 633rd in the region

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