The Reformed State of Centrialand is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Premier with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.335 billion Centri are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equalia. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centrian economy, worth 164 trillion rifts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,056 rifts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military barracks resemble five-star hotels, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Equalia" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centrialand's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Absurdism.

Centrialand is ranked 84,987^th in the world and 3,329^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 142,103 Standard Monetary Units.