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The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion

“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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Cerberion

Population29.496 billion

Capitalthe Dog Pound
LeaderRoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001
Faith24th day dawgists

Currencyoppressed Multitude
Animalhappy people

The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.496 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 9,753 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,660 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,095,101 per year while the poor average 3,000, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and it is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 51,758th in the world and 230th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 860.40072017652 days.

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1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 229thLargest Insurance Industry: 399thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 408thHighest Disposable Incomes: 511thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 518thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 565thMost Ignorant Citizens: 761stFattest Citizens: 794thMost Avoided: 800thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 837thHighest Economic Output: 880thLargest Gambling Industry: 888thLargest Mining Sector: 899thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 904thMost Devout: 1,513thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,777thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,844thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,908thHighest Average Incomes: 2,101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,291stMost Armed: 2,309thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 4,007thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,323rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,461stLargest Populations: 4,692ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,822ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,614thMost Conservative: 5,614thRudest Citizens: 7,744thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,032ndLargest Governments: 10,381stMost Efficient Economies: 12,203rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,191stTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,648thMost Patriotic: 17,804thMost Influential: 18,448thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,277thLargest Black Market: 26,165th
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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 35th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Patriotic: 88th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Cerberion was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Economic Powerhouse of Bobsylvania, curing 435 million infected.
  • : Cerberion was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Economic Powerhouse of Bobsylvania, killing 161 million zombies.
  • : Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Economic Powerhouse of Bobsylvania, killing 78 million zombies.
  • : Cerberion was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Economic Powerhouse of Bobsylvania, killing 101 million zombies.

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