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The Democratic Republic of Cerne Bare

“Bruh give me a yeehaw”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific


Cerne Bare

Population638 million


The Democratic Republic of Cerne Bare is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 638 million Cerne Bareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cerne Barean economy, worth 44.7 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,058 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerne Bare's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cerne Bare is ranked 22,480th in the world and 778th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.06 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,058thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,361stMost Influential: 6,250th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 135th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 530th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 567th in the regionMost Cultured: 579th in the region

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