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The Empire of Cerveira

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Empire of Mare Nostrum

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Cerveira

Population143 million

Currencykrona
Animalwolf

The Empire of Cerveira is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 143 million Cerveirans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The Cerveiran economy, worth 7.23 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,542 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, toddler groups haven taken over local libraries, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime is almost non-existent. Cerveira's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cerveira is ranked 148,866th in the world and 235th in The Empire of Mare Nostrum for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,253rdTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,778th
Top
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Average: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cerveira, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerveira, toddler groups haven taken over local libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerveira, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerveira, the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerveira, write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerveira, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Cerveira was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerveira, eight out of ten children believe hard lemonade gives you cirrhosis of the liver.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerveira, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Cerveira, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.

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