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The Unified Corporate Offices of CES

“If it ain't new, chuck it.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: United Alliances

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CES

Population11.084 billion

CapitalEnglene
LeaderSeņor Friki
FaithConsumerism

CurrencyiPhone
AnimalSamsungian Tiger

The Unified Corporate Offices of CES is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Seņor Friki with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.084 billion techies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Englene. The average income tax rate is 48.9%.

The CESian economy, worth 450 trillion iPhones a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,658 iPhones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CES's national animal is the Samsungian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Consumerism.

CES is ranked 49,768th in the world and 8th in United Alliances for Most Stationary, with 909.87738990032 days.

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Most Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CES's influence in United Alliances fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : CES's influence in United Alliances fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in CES, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Following new legislation in CES, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in CES, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
  • : Following new legislation in CES, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in CES, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in CES, it is a silent spring in CES.
  • : Following new legislation in CES, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
  • : Following new legislation in CES, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.

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