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The United States of CGreen

“It's yeet or be yeeted”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations

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CGreen

Population631 million

CurrencyFederal Note
AnimalBig Chungus

The United States of CGreen is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 631 million Congreenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse CGreenian economy, worth 58.9 trillion Federal Notes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 93,311 Federal Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

All beauty contests have been banned, CGreenian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, and elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CGreen's national animal is the Big Chungus.

CGreen is ranked 76,522nd in the world and 3rd in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 545.65 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 11,775thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,244th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CGreen's influence in The Diplomatic Committee Of Nations fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Following new legislation in CGreen, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in CGreen, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Following new legislation in CGreen, CGreenian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in CGreen, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in CGreen, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.
  • : Following new legislation in CGreen, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel.
  • : Following new legislation in CGreen, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising.
  • : Following new legislation in CGreen, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in CGreen, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.

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