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The Communist Utopia of Chads United

“How many Nazi scalps have you collected today?” GigaChad

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Chads United

Population4.338 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderGigaChad
FaithThe State

CurrencyNazi scalp
Animalkulak

The Communist Utopia of Chads United is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by GigaChad with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.338 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion Nazi scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,441 Nazi scalps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of kulaks and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, there are no more heroes any more, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the kulak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 698th in the world and 25th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 98.55 on the Human Development Index.

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1%
Most Extreme: 2ndMost Authoritarian: 150thMost Conservative: 226thMost Income Equality: 423rdMost Secular: 566thSafest: 620thHighest Poor Incomes: 678thLowest Crime Rates: 694thMost Developed: 698thMost Subsidized Industry: 794thLongest Average Lifespans: 804thMost Efficient Economies: 831stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,018thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,074thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,085thHealthiest Citizens: 1,103rdBest Weather: 1,177thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,266thLargest Governments: 1,320thSmartest Citizens: 1,410thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,646thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,812thMost Cultured: 2,031stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,108thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,284thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,336thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,978thHighest Average Incomes: 3,608thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,614thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,123rdTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,120thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,692ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,411thHighest Economic Output: 15,845th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 50th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 132nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 218th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 289th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 293rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 363rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 409th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of kulaks and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Chads United' is a smash hit.
  • : Chads United was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, Monolith has become the number one destination for urban exploration in the Rejected Realms.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.

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