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The Lucky NationStates of Chads United

“Join me on NationStates!” Chad Thundercock

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Chads United

Population2.408 billion

CapitalMonolith
LeaderChad Thundercock
FaithThe State

CurrencyChad Credit
Animalporky

The Lucky NationStates of Chads United is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chad Thundercock with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.408 billion Chads are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monolith. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Chad economy, worth 449 trillion Chad Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 186,727 Chad Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A stitch in time could see you serving nine, populations of two-headed porkies have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chads United's national animal is the porky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The State.

Chads United is ranked 2,252nd in the world and 58th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 11,799.9 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Extreme: 1stMost Authoritarian: 148thMost Conservative: 221stMost Income Equality: 412thMost Secular: 854thMost Developed: 1,222ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,282ndSafest: 1,343rdBest Weather: 1,366thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,462ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,614thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,828thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,882ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,929thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,172ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,372ndLargest Governments: 2,589thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,926thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,331stSmartest Citizens: 3,402ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,636thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,453rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,353rdMost Pacifist: 5,732ndMost Cultured: 6,645thHighest Average Incomes: 6,890thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,568thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,013thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,134thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,540th
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 84th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 135th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Cultured: 157th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 193rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 241st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 289th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 294th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 371st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 460th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, populations of two-headed porkies have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, lavish state dinners in Monolith are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Chads United, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.

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