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The United States of Chairman Cities

“Administration Of EU States” President Mr Edward Moss

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Illuminati

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Chairman Cities

Population7.719 billion

CapitalEuropean Union States
LeaderPresident Mr Edward Moss
FaithThe EU Baptist Administration

CurrencyUS Currency
AnimalEuropean Hawk

The United States of Chairman Cities is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mr Edward Moss with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 7.719 billion European Unions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of European Union States. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient European Union Citizen economy, worth a remarkable 1,471 trillion US Currencies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 190,654 US Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chairman Cities's national animal is the European Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The EU Baptist Administration.

Chairman Cities is ranked 71,711th in the world and 5th in The Illuminati for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,088.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 1,088thTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,195thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,499thLowest Crime Rates: 2,580thHealthiest Citizens: 2,627thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,672ndLargest Governments: 3,275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,426thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,952ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,037thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,384thMost Developed: 4,418thMost Influential: 5,264thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,410thMost Efficient Economies: 5,684thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,764thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,845thMost Cultured: 5,875thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,998thHighest Average Incomes: 6,603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,662ndSmartest Citizens: 6,789thMost Devout: 7,066thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,568thMost Pacifist: 7,868thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,011thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 9,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,033rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,127thNicest Citizens: 11,619thMost Stationary: 11,796thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,863rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,813thMost Average: 14,066thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,461stBest Weather: 16,158thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,480th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chairman Cities was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Chairman Cities, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Chairman Cities, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back.
  • : Following new legislation in Chairman Cities, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Chairman Cities, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Chairman Cities was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Chairman Cities, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
  • : Following new legislation in Chairman Cities, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Chairman Cities, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Chairman Cities was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » The Bizarre, Claudia Roma, and Marquisal.

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