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The Communist Cathouse of Chairman Meow

“The imperialists are but paper tigers”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Revolution


Chairman Meow

Population10.889 billion

Leaderla gata


The Communist Cathouse of Chairman Meow is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by la gata with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 10.889 billion cats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chairman Meowian economy, worth 603 trillion Snoozes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 55,447 Snoozes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supervisors in Chairman Meow commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chairman Meow's national animal is the Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chairman Meow is ranked 68,468th in the world and 5th in Revolution for Most Stationary, with 147.444002858 Days.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,145thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,114thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,754thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,007th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the region

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