The State of Champoton is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.35 billion Champotonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong Champotonian economy, worth 874 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,525 betales, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation is compulsory, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and Champoton has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Champoton's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Champoton is ranked 243,422^nd in the world and 317^th in 0000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.84 law-abiding acts per hour.