The Empire of Chawosauria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Shang Jong Parker with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 13.62 billion Chawosaurians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chawopolis City. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chawosaurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,571 trillion Deallons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,359 Deallons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chawosauria's national animal is the Eurasian Eagle-Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No religion.

Chawosauria is ranked 4,428^th in the world and 1^st in Chaworbis for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,495.82 pounds of wildlife per square mile.