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The Republic of CheeseBurrito

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific

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CheeseBurrito

Population3.84 billion

CapitalCheesetopia
LeaderBig Cheese

Currencydollar
Animalswan

The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.84 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 892 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 232,474 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and teenagers sit around on their butts all day. Crime is well under control. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 32,181st in the world and 1,116th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,195.7 Tourists Per Hour.

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Rudest Citizens: 352ndLargest Retail Industry: 380thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 706thMost Valuable International Artwork: 882ndMost Inclusive: 1,489thFattest Citizens: 1,512thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,747thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,873rdMost Influential: 2,128thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,409thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,544thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,806thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,976thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,980thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,157thSmartest Citizens: 3,456thMost Cultured: 3,557thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,826thHighest Average Incomes: 4,164thMost Efficient Economies: 4,802ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,734thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,721stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,737thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,801stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,373rdMost Pacifist: 10,379thLargest Governments: 10,692ndTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,401stLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,516thMost Politically Free: 18,958thHighest Economic Output: 19,154thHighest Drug Use: 19,798thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,486thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,685th
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Rudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Inclusive: 59th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionNicest Citizens: 73rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 89th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 100th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 135th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 174th in the regionLargest Governments: 265th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 266th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 277th in the regionMost Politically Free: 284th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 313th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 317th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 352nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 381st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 384th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 467th in the regionNudest: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 481st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 489th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 561st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 562nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 730th in the regionLargest Populations: 759th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 763rd in the regionMost Armed: 802nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 809th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 843rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 891st in the regionMost Developed: 891st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours.
  • : CheeseBurrito was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, CheeseBurritoan companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : CheeseBurrito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : CheeseBurrito voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".

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