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The Republic of CheeseBurrito

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population3.375 billion

LeaderBig Cheese


The Republic of CheeseBurrito is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Cheese with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.375 billion CheeseBurritoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The frighteningly efficient CheeseBurritoan economy, worth 761 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 225,619 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 723,353 per year while the poor average 53,380, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, religious education is a new government priority, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime is relatively low. CheeseBurrito's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CheeseBurrito is ranked 207,066th in the world and 8,996th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 30.72 Years.

Rudest Citizens: 396thLargest Retail Industry: 450thMost Valuable International Artwork: 993rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,010thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,396thMost Inclusive: 1,729thMost Influential: 1,849thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,019thFattest Citizens: 2,102ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,407thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,443rdNicest Citizens: 2,575thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,821stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,368thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,415thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,985thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,995thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,156thSmartest Citizens: 4,348thHighest Average Incomes: 4,538thMost Cultured: 4,651stMost Efficient Economies: 6,919thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,821stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,694thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,021stNudest: 9,244thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,945thMost Politically Free: 11,276thMost Pacifist: 13,661stLargest Governments: 14,063rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,661stMost Extreme: 17,061stHighest Drug Use: 18,451stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,589th
Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 72nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 78th in the regionNicest Citizens: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rd in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 95th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 116th in the regionMost Cultured: 117th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 232nd in the regionNudest: 270th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 277th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 324th in the regionLargest Governments: 349th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 382nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 407th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 411th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 483rd in the regionMost Stationary: 507th in the regionMost Pacifist: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 605th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 610th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 620th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 725th in the regionMost Armed: 755th in the regionLargest Populations: 803rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 904th in the regionMost Developed: 905th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 907th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, religious education is a new government priority.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : CheeseBurrito voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in CheeseBurrito, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » A Slanted Black Stripe, H-Zhena, Rhealaliit, VW53Aland, Propwash, Brotherland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Wiranath, Axdel, Hizuru, Republic of Berzerkistan, BearStackof2015, Riveraland, Squid Ruinosa, Someseni, Am Echad, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Abadong, Kilkire, Chubaka, Cameronia Excellentia, The Holy Utopian Republic, Adavan, Arkantis, Zang0, Kalaratri, Elejamie, Wizardonia, The Empire of Rijelv, The Almighty Country, Lyontisia, AngusEssa, Freedom Fascists, Goodnamesarerare, Blobbo, The United Asian Republics, Wanabe, Roliganistan, Abtracnt, CopyCato, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, Kangarawa, Plazland, Libertanny, Enlil, Dragons Blood, Bullpups, Stanisiti, Liberstankonia, and 103 others.The Death Syndicate, ArenaC, Grossvietnam, Sericena, Matdor, Adolanta, Asendavia, Eagas, La xinga, Brethren, Tuvaltastan, Davinhia, Marrabuk, Stellar Colonies, United China Nation, East Malaysia, Ridann, The Militarius Imperium, Evrigenis, Modra, Rainbow Vests, Amjedia, Talitoa, Monix, Stumptopia, Merlovich, Rage Mage, Zukchiva, Great Algerstonia, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Pakitsk, Quartzland, Tretrid, Schrebia, The Eternal Land of Jong, Greater New Cassandra, Rohanland, Alexandistan, Azureano, Lingu, Ripsylvania, Coruh, Acronis, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, BuciLand, Peoples Republic of GG, Generousity, Aivintis, Virgoliaendorses, Jakubonia, Quinto Piano, Technocratic Tagalog, Woodsind, Eudinity, Raunch, Mays Austrian Nation, Oofery, Servants of Gizmo, Khadah, Sovietsoyuz, Tseriesiscoming, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Euricanis, Kampf Empire, Osterreich und Ungarn, Unger under over, ReeK, Dark Edgyness, Drunken Seal Islands, Slys Paws, Dragonia, New Leganes, Bai Lung, Kaigi, Headpat Central, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Federated States of Zootron, Distro-Spartica, Freedomindia, Lanagon, Sycona, Firenation91, Kelsyth, Interdimensional Waifus, Qui sequuntur somnia, Broengtopia, Harro Waarudho, TM-Jesselton, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Trimmania, The Atlae Isles, Urimel, Endertopias, Flench, Neruch, Filipopol, Sansangra, Kriov, Philville2, A mean old man, and The Romanum Legio.

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