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The Sliced And Diced Territory of Cheesy Cheese Island

“I've got 99 math problems, but 1 + 1 ain't 1.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific


Cheesy Cheese Island

Population3.104 billion

LeaderKraft Foods

Animalmozzerella cheese

The Sliced And Diced Territory of Cheesy Cheese Island is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kraft Foods with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.104 billion Cheesers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheddar. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The powerhouse Cheesy Cheese Islandian economy, worth 216 trillion cheeses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,738 cheeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, Cheesy Cheese Island has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cheesy Cheese Island's national animal is the mozzerella cheese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fetaism.

Cheesy Cheese Island is ranked 121,026th in the world and 4,179th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 35.16 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 840thMost Influential: 1,929thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,054thTop
Best Weather: 9,730thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,215thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,320thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,364thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,191stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,809thNicest Citizens: 14,964thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,223rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,738thMost Cultured: 19,877th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionBest Weather: 301st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 355th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 371st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 378th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 380th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 465th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 527th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 536th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 558th in the regionNicest Citizens: 559th in the regionMost Cultured: 585th in the regionLargest Black Market: 586th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 653rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 682nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 689th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 692nd in the region

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