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The Sliced And Diced Territory of Cheesy Cheese Island

“Notice how most French people are white? For surrender.” King Gorge III

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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific


Cheesy Cheese Island

Population1.408 billion

LeaderKing Gorge III

Animalmozzerella cheese

The Sliced And Diced Territory of Cheesy Cheese Island is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Gorge III with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.408 billion Cheesers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheddar. The average income tax rate is 53.1%.

The thriving Cheesy Cheese Islandian economy, worth 77.0 trillion cheeses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,704 cheeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Cheesy Cheese Island's national animal is the mozzerella cheese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fetaism.

Cheesy Cheese Island is ranked 144,222nd in the world and 5,689th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,499thMost Influential: 3,914thTop
Best Weather: 10,786thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,082ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,106thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,223rdNicest Citizens: 15,853rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,287thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,925th
Best Weather: 348th in the regionMost Influential: 420th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 420th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 433rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 449th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 457th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 472nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 481st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 507th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 534th in the regionNicest Citizens: 547th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 558th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 651st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 675th in the region

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