The Inactive Puppet of Chentaise is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Someone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.482 billion Chentaiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bordeaux. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chentaisean economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 206,441 francs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,367,422 per year while the poor average 11,982, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, there's a hole in the heart of every Chentaisean city, and advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chentaise's national animal is the okapi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athecrisxity.

Chentaise is ranked 34,021^st in the world and 121^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,269.54 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.