The People's Republic of Chesion Isle is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Colyier with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.594 billion Chesion Isleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chesion City. The average income tax rate is 6.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chesion Islean economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,299 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and the official Chesion Islean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Chesion Isle's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chesion Isle is ranked 241,102^nd in the world and 34^th in CISB for Most Primitive, scoring -547.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.