Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
Location: 2026 and Beyond
Population | 2.215 billion |
Capital | New Chicago |
Leader | President Sean Pawłowski |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Coyote |
The Federal Republic of Chicagoan States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Sean Pawłowski with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.215 billion Chicagoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chicago. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.
The Chicagoan Statesian economy, worth 96.2 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,416 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicagoan States's national animal is the Coyote, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Chicagoan States is ranked 38,098th in the world and 1st in 2026 and Beyond for Most Primitive, scoring 65.19 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chicagoan States proposed constructing embassies between 2026 and Beyond and TRA Sunny Island Resort.
- : Chicagoan States proposed constructing embassies between 2026 and Beyond and TRA Election Region.
- : Chicagoan States altered the regional flag of 2026 and Beyond.
- : Chicagoan States agreed to construct embassies between 2026 and Beyond and Newlands Federative Coalition.
- : Chicagoan States's influence in 2026 and Beyond fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Chicagoan States changed its national faith to "Catholicism" and its motto to "Workers never rest until payed their rightful share".
- : Following new legislation in Chicagoan States, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one.
- : Following new legislation in Chicagoan States, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
- : Chicagoan States updated the World Factbook entry in 2026 and Beyond.
- : Chicagoan States proposed constructing embassies between 2026 and Beyond and Haestrik.