The Republic of Child Soldia is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.984 billion Child Soldians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Child Soldian economy, worth a remarkable 3,330 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 417,120 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,737,291 per year while the poor average 5,995, a ratio of 623 to 1.

The national defense strategy is a little floppy, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and most citizens in Child Soldia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Child Soldia's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Child Soldia is ranked 22,890^th in the world and 33^rd in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,906.36 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.