The Democratic States of Chimoreian Republican Navy is a massive, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.301 billion Chimoreian Republican Navyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Chimoreian Republican Navyian economy, worth 457 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 138,707 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreian Republican Navy's national animal is the Democrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chimoreian Republican Navy is ranked 37,561^st in the world and 103^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Most Authoritarian, with 2,146.53 milliStalins.