The Democratic States of Chimorekasta is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.256 billion Chimorekastans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimorekastan economy, worth 388 trillion Freedom Units a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 119,387 Freedom Units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,978 per year while the poor average 31,480, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, enemy governments seem especially interested in Chimorekasta's election cycle, the ban on cars has been repealed, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimorekasta's national animal is the Democrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chimorekasta is ranked 296,649^th in the world and 5,875^th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 21.25 cheeks per square mile.